Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2010 20:35:47 GMT -4
The Four Cats
Four women were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first woman was an Engineer,
The second woman was an Accountant,
The third woman was a Chemist, and
The fourth woman was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called her cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said her cat could do better. She called her cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said her cat could do better. She called her cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
Exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three women turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called her cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet...
Ate the cookies...
Drank the milk...
Sh*t on the paper...
Screwed the other three cats...
Claimed he injured his back while doing so...
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions...
Put in for Workers Compensation...
and,
Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!! ;D
Four women were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first woman was an Engineer,
The second woman was an Accountant,
The third woman was a Chemist, and
The fourth woman was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called her cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said her cat could do better. She called her cat and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said her cat could do better. She called her cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
Exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three women turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called her cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet...
Ate the cookies...
Drank the milk...
Sh*t on the paper...
Screwed the other three cats...
Claimed he injured his back while doing so...
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions...
Put in for Workers Compensation...
and,
Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!! ;D