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Post by zodiakgsps on Sept 6, 2009 7:15:50 GMT -4
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming hunting trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home, frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the camp site, to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave was already there. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, rifle in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?" "I didn't have to," Dave replied. I went home from work last night and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.. When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
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Post by tbass on Sept 6, 2009 11:02:36 GMT -4
Ann how come you post the best sexist jokes? You need to get more of these on here. Even Anita got a laugh out of it. Then of course she asked if I would ever try something like that with her. to which I politely answered, "Its too early in the day to have a fight hun. Ask me later." Needless to say she disregarded the "its too early" part and started a fight. Thanks Ann lol
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Post by zodiakgsps on Sept 6, 2009 20:54:03 GMT -4
Ann how come you post the best sexist jokes? You need to get more of these on here. Even Anita got a laugh out of it. Then of course she asked if I would ever try something like that with her. to which I politely answered, "Its too early in the day to have a fight hun. Ask me later." Needless to say she disregarded the "its too early" part and started a fight. Thanks Ann lol Hey, not my fault you didn;t have the correct answer!! I think these jokes are funny, I would never tell my old man to not go hunting, heck, I hunted more than any of them, I was the one getting yelled at for being gone to much! ;D
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