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Post by ralphi on Nov 10, 2009 9:06:50 GMT -4
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh** in it.'
The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. please speak in English.' The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.’
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