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Post by yihunt on Dec 20, 2009 14:54:46 GMT -4
The school's Christmas break is here. The students have turned in all their assignments and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to permit early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever is first to correctly answer my questions can leave early." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, Im ready to go right now. I know everything, so Ill be outta here quick." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is upset that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is mad this time. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been first to answer to any of the questions. As the teacher turns toward the blackboard, Johnny grumbles "I wish these b*tches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher spun around and demands: "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny shouts: "TIGER WOODS. Can I GO now?"
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Post by tbass on Dec 20, 2009 16:58:50 GMT -4
I love that one. Its too funny.
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