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Post by zodiakgsps on Mar 5, 2007 22:22:39 GMT -4
I have several GSPS. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.( ?) On impulse, I told her no, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking myself when a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to pee himself as he laughingly staggered to the door.
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Post by rs on Mar 5, 2007 22:26:22 GMT -4
YOU BAD
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Post by skwirl on Mar 7, 2007 13:46:39 GMT -4
If you manged to tell that story with a straight face , I truly envy you ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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