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Post by loggy on Mar 4, 2007 16:02:44 GMT -4
My PA Dutch Buddy & I were fishing the other day when my Buddy pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Loggy for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," I replied. Then reaching into my tackle box, I pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed me Buddy, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," I replied, "I got it from my Genie."
"You haff a Genie," My Buddy asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," I says.. "Could I see him?"
I opened my tackle box & sure enough, out pops me Genie.
Addressing the genie, my Buddy says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the Genie.
So my Buddy asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving my Buddy sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks ............... flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks my Buddy yells at ole Loggy. "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
I answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?" ;D ;D
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Post by williethewelder on Mar 4, 2007 16:06:48 GMT -4
;D ;D ;D
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Post by zodiakgsps on Mar 4, 2007 17:01:31 GMT -4
LMAO!!!!
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Post by loggy on Mar 4, 2007 21:50:31 GMT -4
Clean as a whistle to get through our board's software censorship!! ;D
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Post by cjsholes on Mar 8, 2007 18:23:41 GMT -4
Thats good, and the Dutchese just adds to it for some reason, even though it really has nothing to do with the joke itself... Thanks!
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Post by fergie10 on Mar 9, 2007 2:52:10 GMT -4
lol ;D
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