johnnyz
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Post by johnnyz on Sept 21, 2007 21:33:23 GMT -4
two Indians and a Pollock were walking along the trail when the first Indian sees a cave in the side of the mountain.
he runs up to it and as he stands at the opening he shouts into the cave a long loud WOOOO-WOOOO.
after just several seconds wait he hears a quiet woo-woo, and the disappears into the cave.
completely stumped the Pollock says to the other Indian,"hey , what the tarnashion was that"? the Indian replies, " in these here parts when its mating season a squaw will hole up in a deep cave and wait for a partner to come by. but we cant just run on in there in case theres another Indian in there with the squaw, so we yell wooo-wooo, and if the squaw is receptive she will answer back woo-woo. the bigger the return woo-woo the more repceptive she is. then we know all OK to go ahead on in
so after alittle while walk the second Indian sees himself a cave, runs on up and shouts out a long loud drawn out WOOO-WOOO after a couple seconds wait he hears a quiet wooo-wooo and he also disappears into the cave, leaving th Pollock all alone.
so the Pollock continues on down the trail be himself and notices a cave there on the side of the mountain. he looks around and thinks to himself a couple seconds,works up to courage and runs up the the cave opening and shouts in a long loud drawn out WOOO-WOOO, after just a couple second wait he hears a giant loud WOOOOO-WOOOOO back and was then flattened by a train.
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