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Post by manofthe45 on Dec 14, 2007 2:05:26 GMT -4
A man gets stranded on a deserted tropical island. One day he notices something bobbing in the water. As it gets closer, he realizes that it is a beautiful blond swimming his way. As she steps up out of the water wearing a skin tight wet suite, she walks toward the surprised man. She looks at the man and asks, " Would you like something to smoke? " The man replies, with wide eyes and a smile, " I sure would. " The woman unzips the wet suite a little, and takes out a cigar and a lighter, and hands them to the man. She then asks, " Would you like a drink? " And the man responds, " Oh would I ever. " The woman unzips the wet suite about half way, and pulls out a pint of rum and hands it to the man. " The man nearly falls all over himself to get a drink, saying I have been here a really long time. This is great. " The woman unzips the wet suite all the way and asks, " Well, in that case, would you like to play around? " The man looks at her with wide eyes and says, " Oh my God, you mean you have a set of golf clubs in there?! "
Good thing I hate golf
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Post by cmreed on Dec 14, 2007 9:58:43 GMT -4
HA HA Nice!!
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Post by archer131 on Dec 14, 2007 11:50:58 GMT -4
FFFFOOOOUUUUURRRR!!!! Lol Good one
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