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Ghost
Jan 1, 2008 14:30:15 GMT -4
Post by spike420 on Jan 1, 2008 14:30:15 GMT -4
A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raised their hands.
Well, that is a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raised their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands. "That's fantastic." Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raised his hand. The professor took off his glasses and said, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asked, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "jeeze! From way back thar, I thought you said "Goats."
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Ghost
Jan 1, 2008 15:38:38 GMT -4
Post by buckhntr92 on Jan 1, 2008 15:38:38 GMT -4
HAHA im goin to have to remember that one ;D
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Ghost
Jan 1, 2008 17:51:17 GMT -4
Post by firefightnlife on Jan 1, 2008 17:51:17 GMT -4
hahahaha
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Ghost
Jan 1, 2008 23:00:52 GMT -4
Post by loggy on Jan 1, 2008 23:00:52 GMT -4
love it!! ;D
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Ghost
Jan 2, 2008 12:31:10 GMT -4
Post by zodiakgsps on Jan 2, 2008 12:31:10 GMT -4
LMAO!! Good one! ;D
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Ghost
Jan 3, 2008 10:41:20 GMT -4
Post by markr on Jan 3, 2008 10:41:20 GMT -4
LMAO!
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Ghost
Jan 3, 2008 10:52:15 GMT -4
Post by whitetail101 on Jan 3, 2008 10:52:15 GMT -4
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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Ghost
Jan 3, 2008 20:52:37 GMT -4
Post by truegrit on Jan 3, 2008 20:52:37 GMT -4
Now, That's a redneck ;D ;D ;D
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