Post by whitetail101 on Jan 7, 2008 16:12:39 GMT -4
Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
Bit - A wager, as in, "I bit you cain't spit that chaw acrosst the porch longways."
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
Byte - Whut them flys do; First word in a kiss-off phrase;
What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps
Chip - Munchies fer the TV; Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
Cursor - What some guys do when they're mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers
Digital Control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
Diskette - Female Disco dancer
Dot Matrix - Ole Dan Matrix's wife
Download - Getting the farwood out of the pickup
Edit - Whut ya did with dessert
Enter- Northern talk fer "y'all c'mon in"
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS
Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.
Floppy Disk - Whatcha git from trying to carry too much farwood
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
Hard Drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires while pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
Keyboard - That thing with hooks to hang your truck keys.
LAN - To borrow, as in, "Hey, Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
Laptop - Whar the kitty sleeps
Log Off - Don't add no more wood
Log on - Making a wood stove hotter
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
Main Frame - What holds up the barn ruf
Megahertz - When yer not careful getting the farwood or any time I get offended, someone will; How your head feels after 17 beers
Micro Chip - Whut's left in the munchie bag
Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
Montior - Keeping an eye on the woodstove
Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line; Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
Packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-mart bag afore a trip.
Port - Fancy flatlander wine
Prompt - Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
RAM - That thing whut splits the farwood
Random Access Memory - When ya cain't member whut ya paid fer yer rifle when yor wife asks
Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola; Where the pope lives
Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast
Software - Them plastic forks and knives
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year
Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
Window - Place in your truck to hang your guns
Windows - Whut to shut when it's cold outside
Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
Bit - A wager, as in, "I bit you cain't spit that chaw acrosst the porch longways."
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
Byte - Whut them flys do; First word in a kiss-off phrase;
What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps
Chip - Munchies fer the TV; Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
Cursor - What some guys do when they're mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers
Digital Control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
Diskette - Female Disco dancer
Dot Matrix - Ole Dan Matrix's wife
Download - Getting the farwood out of the pickup
Edit - Whut ya did with dessert
Enter- Northern talk fer "y'all c'mon in"
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS
Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.
Floppy Disk - Whatcha git from trying to carry too much farwood
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
Hard Drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires while pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
Keyboard - That thing with hooks to hang your truck keys.
LAN - To borrow, as in, "Hey, Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
Laptop - Whar the kitty sleeps
Log Off - Don't add no more wood
Log on - Making a wood stove hotter
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
Main Frame - What holds up the barn ruf
Megahertz - When yer not careful getting the farwood or any time I get offended, someone will; How your head feels after 17 beers
Micro Chip - Whut's left in the munchie bag
Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
Montior - Keeping an eye on the woodstove
Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line; Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
Packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-mart bag afore a trip.
Port - Fancy flatlander wine
Prompt - Whut the mail ain't in the winter time
RAM - That thing whut splits the farwood
Random Access Memory - When ya cain't member whut ya paid fer yer rifle when yor wife asks
Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola; Where the pope lives
Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast
Software - Them plastic forks and knives
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year
Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
Window - Place in your truck to hang your guns
Windows - Whut to shut when it's cold outside