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Post by jeffpahunter on Jan 10, 2009 17:15:41 GMT -4
Book Report
Students at a school were assigned to read 2 books...........'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99 Clinton : .. cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: .... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : .... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : .... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : ... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : .... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : .... Let's not go there.
Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton : ..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : .... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : ..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: .... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: .... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
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